What a cut

I laughed when I read this part of an Olympic coverage article in Thursday's St. Louis Post Dispatch. It's in reference to the U.S. Basketball team, if I read that part of the article right.

One London Paper commented, "These young men, their ears studded with diamonds and their limbs fashionably tattooed, would not tie their own shoelaces unless paid to do so by Nike or Reebok."